Here’s the thing- if Brian Buirge can’t get a job after graduation, what chance do the rest of us have? I’ll send my resume to as many people as I have stamps, but when it comes down to it I’m not looking for a new car or a house of my own or a family. All I want after graduation is hourly pay that can cover rent and bills and leave me with the free time to watch old seasons of the X-Files and play every iteration of Katamari Damacy. I’ll worry about a career after my sense of ambition wakes up from its nap.